From mboxrd@z Thu Jan 1 00:00:00 1970 Return-Path: Received: (qmail 19482 invoked by alias); 24 Sep 2009 18:35:59 -0000 Received: (qmail 19466 invoked by uid 22791); 24 Sep 2009 18:35:58 -0000 X-SWARE-Spam-Status: No, hits=-2.5 required=5.0 tests=AWL,BAYES_00,SPF_PASS X-Spam-Check-By: sourceware.org Received: from mail-ew0-f218.google.com (HELO mail-ew0-f218.google.com) (209.85.219.218) by sourceware.org (qpsmtpd/0.43rc1) with ESMTP; Thu, 24 Sep 2009 18:35:51 +0000 Received: by ewy18 with SMTP id 18so1968404ewy.43 for ; Thu, 24 Sep 2009 11:35:48 -0700 (PDT) Received: by 10.211.161.22 with SMTP id n22mr7870665ebo.83.1253817348502; Thu, 24 Sep 2009 11:35:48 -0700 (PDT) Received: from ?192.168.2.99? (cpc2-cmbg8-0-0-cust61.cmbg.cable.ntl.com [82.6.108.62]) by mx.google.com with ESMTPS id 7sm368997eyb.44.2009.09.24.11.35.47 (version=SSLv3 cipher=RC4-MD5); Thu, 24 Sep 2009 11:35:47 -0700 (PDT) Message-ID: <4ABBBF62.70103@gmail.com> Date: Thu, 24 Sep 2009 18:35:00 -0000 From: Dave Korn User-Agent: Thunderbird 2.0.0.17 (Windows/20080914) MIME-Version: 1.0 To: The Vulger and Unprofessional Cygwin-Talk Maiming List Subject: Re: Plumbing joke. References: <4ABBAB17.8090702@gmail.com> <4ABBAE3A.2060601@etr-usa.com> In-Reply-To: <4ABBAE3A.2060601@etr-usa.com> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Mailing-List: contact cygwin-talk-help@cygwin.com; run by ezmlm Precedence: bulk List-Id: List-Subscribe: List-Post: List-Help: , Sender: cygwin-talk-owner@cygwin.com Reply-To: The Vulgar and Unprofessional Cygwin-Talk List Mail-Followup-To: cygwin-talk@cygwin.com X-SW-Source: 2009-q3/txt/msg00074.txt.bz2 Warren Young wrote: > Dave Korn wrote: >> >> "This augers well", I thought to myself. > > I raised my hand from plumb so fast to slap my forehead that I actually > hurt my elbow-joint, the one I use faucetting my tea cup on the desk. > Then as the awfulness of that pun drained over me, I developed a > sink-ing feeling, as though I were trap-ped. I couldn't even manage a > "tee-hee" for this one; you'll just have to settle for a "tee". We're a right shower, and no mistake, but all these puns leave me feeling drained. Toilet humour is a busted flush. I was gonna carry on, but they told me "Stop, cock!". Everyone else just gave in, so I said "You bend if you want to, but I won't quit under pressure". Oh well, guess you can't fight the cistern. cheers, DaveK