From mboxrd@z Thu Jan 1 00:00:00 1970 Return-Path: Received: (qmail 13288 invoked by alias); 7 Oct 2009 14:08:22 -0000 Received: (qmail 13278 invoked by uid 22791); 7 Oct 2009 14:08:21 -0000 X-SWARE-Spam-Status: No, hits=-0.0 required=5.0 tests=BAYES_50,SPF_HELO_PASS,SPF_PASS X-Spam-Check-By: sourceware.org Received: from lo.gmane.org (HELO lo.gmane.org) (80.91.229.12) by sourceware.org (qpsmtpd/0.43rc1) with ESMTP; Wed, 07 Oct 2009 14:08:17 +0000 Received: from list by lo.gmane.org with local (Exim 4.50) id 1MvXBP-0001Fh-Qp for cygwin-talk@cygwin.com; Wed, 07 Oct 2009 16:07:59 +0200 Received: from dsl78-143-228-30.in-addr.fast.co.uk ([78.143.228.30]) by main.gmane.org with esmtp (Gmexim 0.1 (Debian)) id 1AlnuQ-0007hv-00 for ; Wed, 07 Oct 2009 16:07:59 +0200 Received: from david by dsl78-143-228-30.in-addr.fast.co.uk with local (Gmexim 0.1 (Debian)) id 1AlnuQ-0007hv-00 for ; Wed, 07 Oct 2009 16:07:59 +0200 To: cygwin-talk@cygwin.com From: zzapper Subject: Hippos are Vegetarian Date: Wed, 07 Oct 2009 14:08:00 -0000 Message-ID: User-Agent: Xnews/2006.08.24 X-IsSubscribed: yes Mailing-List: contact cygwin-talk-help@cygwin.com; run by ezmlm Precedence: bulk List-Id: List-Subscribe: List-Post: List-Help: , Sender: cygwin-talk-owner@cygwin.com Reply-To: The Vulgar and Unprofessional Cygwin-Talk List Mail-Followup-To: cygwin-talk@cygwin.com X-SW-Source: 2009-q4/txt/msg00001.txt.bz2 A dwarf nicknamed Od has died in a circus accident in northern Thailand. According to the Pattaya Mail, he "bounced sideways from a trampoline and was swallowed by a yawning hippopotamus which was waiting to appear in the next act. Vets on the scene said Hilda the Hippo had a gag reflex that automatically caused her to swallow." The vet said it was the first time the hefty vegetarian had ever eaten a circus performer. "Unfortunately, the 1,000-plus spectators continued to applaud widely until common-sense dictated that there had been a tragic mistake". (Melbourne Herald Sun - July 16th, 1999) -- zzapper http://www.successtheory.com/tips/vimtips.html