* Plumbing joke.
@ 2009-09-24 17:09 Dave Korn
2009-09-24 17:37 ` Warren Young
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From: Dave Korn @ 2009-09-24 17:09 UTC (permalink / raw)
To: The Vulgar And Unprofessional Cygwin-Talk Punning List
I bought a tool to unblock my sink pipes yesterday. When I placed it into
the drain and rotated it, it slid easily into the pipe.
"This augers well", I thought to myself.
cheers,
DaveK
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2009-09-24 17:09 Plumbing joke Dave Korn
@ 2009-09-24 17:37 ` Warren Young
2009-09-24 18:35 ` Dave Korn
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From: Warren Young @ 2009-09-24 17:37 UTC (permalink / raw)
To: The Vulgar and Unprofessional Cygwin-Talk List
Dave Korn wrote:
>
> "This augers well", I thought to myself.
I raised my hand from plumb so fast to slap my forehead that I actually
hurt my elbow-joint, the one I use faucetting my tea cup on the desk.
Then as the awfulness of that pun drained over me, I developed a
sink-ing feeling, as though I were trap-ped. I couldn't even manage a
"tee-hee" for this one; you'll just have to settle for a "tee".
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* Re: Plumbing joke.
2009-09-24 17:37 ` Warren Young
@ 2009-09-24 18:35 ` Dave Korn
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From: Dave Korn @ 2009-09-24 18:35 UTC (permalink / raw)
To: The Vulger and Unprofessional Cygwin-Talk Maiming List
Warren Young wrote:
> Dave Korn wrote:
>>
>> "This augers well", I thought to myself.
>
> I raised my hand from plumb so fast to slap my forehead that I actually
> hurt my elbow-joint, the one I use faucetting my tea cup on the desk.
> Then as the awfulness of that pun drained over me, I developed a
> sink-ing feeling, as though I were trap-ped. I couldn't even manage a
> "tee-hee" for this one; you'll just have to settle for a "tee".
We're a right shower, and no mistake, but all these puns leave me feeling
drained. Toilet humour is a busted flush.
I was gonna carry on, but they told me "Stop, cock!". Everyone else just
gave in, so I said "You bend if you want to, but I won't quit under pressure".
Oh well, guess you can't fight the cistern.
cheers,
DaveK
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