* RE: man goes into an infinite loop [not found] <8C2B20C4348091499673D86BF10AB6761CCEB9E5@clipper.glosten.local> @ 2008-10-16 10:51 ` Phil Betts 2008-10-16 11:01 ` Dave Korn 0 siblings, 1 reply; 7+ messages in thread From: Phil Betts @ 2008-10-16 10:51 UTC (permalink / raw) To: cygwin-talk After reading the subject line, I was slightly disappointed not to find a topological joke about a strip club. Möbius just me. I'll get me coat! Phil -- This email has been scanned by Ascribe PLC using Microsoft Antigen for Exchange. ^ permalink raw reply [flat|nested] 7+ messages in thread
* RE: man goes into an infinite loop 2008-10-16 10:51 ` man goes into an infinite loop Phil Betts @ 2008-10-16 11:01 ` Dave Korn 2008-10-29 21:50 ` zzapper 0 siblings, 1 reply; 7+ messages in thread From: Dave Korn @ 2008-10-16 11:01 UTC (permalink / raw) To: 'too many nested quotes' Phil Betts wrote on 16 October 2008 11:51: > After reading the subject line, I was slightly disappointed not to > find a topological joke about a strip club. > > Möbius just me. > > > I'll get me coat! > > Phil So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and ************************STACK OVERFLOW - UNIVERSE ABORTED4''%$&^@$%&@&$:£$#ryT$U*&^$(^&]'']/'/ NO CARRIER ^ permalink raw reply [flat|nested] 7+ messages in thread
* RE: man goes into an infinite loop 2008-10-16 11:01 ` Dave Korn @ 2008-10-29 21:50 ` zzapper 2008-10-30 5:04 ` Gary R. Van Sickle 0 siblings, 1 reply; 7+ messages in thread From: zzapper @ 2008-10-29 21:50 UTC (permalink / raw) To: cygwin-talk [-- Warning: decoded text below may be mangled, UTF-8 assumed --] [-- Attachment #1: Type: text/plain, Size: 3218 bytes --] Dave Korn wrote in news:001601c92f7e$63465bf0$9601a8c0@CAM.ARTIMI.COM: > Phil Betts wrote on 16 October 2008 11:51: > >> After reading the subject line, I was slightly disappointed not to >> find a topological joke about a strip club. >> >> Möbius just me. >> >> >> I'll get me coat! >> >> Phil > > > So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard > any good > jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite > loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the > man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says > "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into > an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", > and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the > bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, > a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good > jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite > loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the > man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says > "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into > an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", > and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the > bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, > a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good > jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite > loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the > man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says > "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into > an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", > and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the > bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, > a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good > jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite > loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the > man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says > "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into > an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", > and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the > bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, > a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good > jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite > loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the > man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says > "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into > an infinite loop, and the.... A Serif-Font walks into a bar and the barman says ... We don't want your type in here -- zzapper http://www.successtheory.com/tips/vimtips.html ^ permalink raw reply [flat|nested] 7+ messages in thread
* RE: man goes into an infinite loop 2008-10-29 21:50 ` zzapper @ 2008-10-30 5:04 ` Gary R. Van Sickle 2008-10-30 21:21 ` Dave Korn 0 siblings, 1 reply; 7+ messages in thread From: Gary R. Van Sickle @ 2008-10-30 5:04 UTC (permalink / raw) To: 'The Vulgar and Unprofessional Cygwin-Talk List' > From: zzapper > Sent: Wednesday, October 29, 2008 4:50 PM > Subject: RE: man goes into an infinite loop > > Dave Korn wrote > > > Phil Betts wrote on 16 October 2008 11:51: > > > >> After reading the subject line, I was slightly disappointed not to > >> find a topological joke about a strip club. > >> > >> Möbius just me. > >> > >> > >> I'll get me coat! > >> > >> Phil > > > > > > So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender > says "Heard > > any good > > jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an > infinite > > loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so > > the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the > bartender > > says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man > > goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good > > jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an > infinite > > loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so > > the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the > bartender > > says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man > > goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good > > jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an > infinite > > loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so > > the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the > bartender > > says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man > > goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good > > jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an > infinite > > loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so > > the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the > bartender > > says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man > > goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good > > jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an > infinite > > loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so > > the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the > bartender > > says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man > > goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good > > jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an > infinite > > loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so > > the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the > bartender > > says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man > > goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good > > jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an > infinite > > loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so > > the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the > bartender > > says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man > > goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good > > jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an > infinite > > loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes > lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an > infinite loop, and the.... > > A Serif-Font walks into a bar > > and the barman says ... > > We don't want your type in here > > > > -- > zzapper > http://www.successtheory.com/tips/vimtips.html BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHHAAAA!!!!!! Oh man, those are going in the act! -- Gary R. Van Sickle ^ permalink raw reply [flat|nested] 7+ messages in thread
* RE: man goes into an infinite loop 2008-10-30 5:04 ` Gary R. Van Sickle @ 2008-10-30 21:21 ` Dave Korn 2008-10-30 23:52 ` Gary R. Van Sickle 0 siblings, 1 reply; 7+ messages in thread From: Dave Korn @ 2008-10-30 21:21 UTC (permalink / raw) To: 'http://bancomicsans.com/home.html' Gary R. Van Sickle wrote on 30 October 2008 05:05: >> A Serif-Font walks into a bar >> >> and the barman says ... >> >> We don't want your type in here >> >> >> >> -- >> zzapper >> http://www.successtheory.com/tips/vimtips.html > > BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHHAAAA!!!!!! > > Oh man, those are going in the act! Maybe for maximum effect it should be "Comic Sans" rather than "A Serif-Font"? After all, everybody hates Comic Sans! cheers, DaveK -- Can't think of a witty .sigline today.... ^ permalink raw reply [flat|nested] 7+ messages in thread
* RE: man goes into an infinite loop 2008-10-30 21:21 ` Dave Korn @ 2008-10-30 23:52 ` Gary R. Van Sickle 2008-12-05 19:20 ` zzapper 0 siblings, 1 reply; 7+ messages in thread From: Gary R. Van Sickle @ 2008-10-30 23:52 UTC (permalink / raw) To: 'The Vulgar and Unprofessional Cygwin-Talk List' > From: Dave Korn > > Gary R. Van Sickle wrote on 30 October 2008 05:05: > > >> A Serif-Font walks into a bar > >> > >> and the barman says ... > >> > >> We don't want your type in here > >> > >> > >> > >> -- > >> zzapper > >> http://www.successtheory.com/tips/vimtips.html > > > > > BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHH > AAAA!!!!!! > > > > Oh man, those are going in the act! > > Maybe for maximum effect it should be "Comic Sans" rather > than "A Serif-Font"? After all, everybody hates Comic Sans! > > Yeah, I was resisting the urge to make improvements, but let's see... Hmmm... Ok: A Type 1 font, a Speedo font, and a TrueType font walk into an X11R5 bar. The barkeep says to the TrueType font, "Hey! We don't serve your kind here!" I'm going to go out on a limb here and declare that that, ladies and gentlemen, is PURE COMEDY GOLD! Plus it earns me +10 Nerd Points(tm)! -- Gary R. Van Sickle ^ permalink raw reply [flat|nested] 7+ messages in thread
* RE: man goes into an infinite loop 2008-10-30 23:52 ` Gary R. Van Sickle @ 2008-12-05 19:20 ` zzapper 0 siblings, 0 replies; 7+ messages in thread From: zzapper @ 2008-12-05 19:20 UTC (permalink / raw) To: cygwin-talk Gary R. Van Sickle wrote in news:1B881C9F068841559B5A70DB4706BA96@DFW5RB41: >> From: Dave Korn >> >> Gary R. Van Sickle wrote on 30 October 2008 05:05: >> >> >> A Serif-Font walks into a bar >> >> >> >> and the barman says ... >> >> > Yeah, I was resisting the urge to make improvements, but let's see... > Hmmm... Ok: > > A Type 1 font, a Speedo font, and a TrueType font walk into an X11R5 bar. > The barkeep says to the TrueType font, "Hey! We don't serve your kind > here!" > > This and previous threads was the seed to me becoming a joke-teller and becoming funny. I now get invited to parties and no longer spend Saturday nights writing recursive awk scripts... oh and I created http://www.squidoo.com/a-man-walks-into-a-bar Go on, you too can find a way out of this newsgroup <G> -- zzapper http://www.successtheory.com/tips/vimtips.html ^ permalink raw reply [flat|nested] 7+ messages in thread
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