RE: man goes into an infinite loop

RE: man goes into an infinite loop

[Phil Betts]

After reading the subject line, I was slightly disappointed not to
find a topological joke about a strip club.

Möbius just me.


I'll get me coat!

Phil
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RE: man goes into an infinite loop

[Dave Korn]

Phil Betts wrote on 16 October 2008 11:51:

> After reading the subject line, I was slightly disappointed not to
> find a topological joke about a strip club.
> 
> Möbius just me.
> 
> 
> I'll get me coat!
> 
> Phil


  So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good
jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and
the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a
man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes
lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the
bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man
goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes
lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the
bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man
goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes
lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the
bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man
goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes
lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the
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RE: man goes into an infinite loop

[zzapper]

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Dave Korn wrote in news:001601c92f7e$63465bf0$9601a8c0@CAM.ARTIMI.COM:

> Phil Betts wrote on 16 October 2008 11:51:
> 
>> After reading the subject line, I was slightly disappointed not to
>> find a topological joke about a strip club.
>> 
>> Möbius just me.
>> 
>> 
>> I'll get me coat!
>> 
>> Phil
> 
> 
>   So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard
>   any good 
> jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite
> loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the
> man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says
> "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into
> an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?",
> and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the
> bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So,
> a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good
> jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite
> loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the
> man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says
> "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into
> an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?",
> and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the 
> bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So,
> a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good
> jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite
> loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the
> man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says
> "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into
> an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?",
> and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the
> bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So,
> a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good
> jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite
> loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the
> man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says
> "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into
> an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?",
> and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the 
> bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So,
> a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good
> jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite
> loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the
> man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says
> "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into
> an infinite loop, and the....

A Serif-Font walks into a bar

and the barman says ...

We don't want your type in here



-- 
zzapper
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RE: man goes into an infinite loop

[Gary R. Van Sickle]

> From: zzapper
> Sent: Wednesday, October 29, 2008 4:50 PM
> Subject: RE: man goes into an infinite loop
> 
> Dave Korn wrote 
> 
> > Phil Betts wrote on 16 October 2008 11:51:
> > 
> >> After reading the subject line, I was slightly disappointed not to 
> >> find a topological joke about a strip club.
> >> 
> >> Möbius just me.
> >> 
> >> 
> >> I'll get me coat!
> >> 
> >> Phil
> > 
> > 
> >   So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender 
> says "Heard
> >   any good
> > jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an 
> infinite 
> > loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so 
> > the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the 
> bartender 
> > says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man 
> > goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good 
> > jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an 
> infinite 
> > loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so 
> > the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the 
> bartender 
> > says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man 
> > goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good 
> > jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an 
> infinite 
> > loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so 
> > the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the 
> bartender 
> > says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man 
> > goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good 
> > jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an 
> infinite 
> > loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so 
> > the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the 
> bartender 
> > says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man 
> > goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good 
> > jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an 
> infinite 
> > loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so 
> > the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the 
> bartender 
> > says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man 
> > goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good 
> > jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an 
> infinite 
> > loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so 
> > the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the 
> bartender 
> > says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man 
> > goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good 
> > jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an 
> infinite 
> > loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so 
> > the man says "So, a man goes into an infinite loop, and the 
> bartender 
> > says "Heard any good jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man 
> > goes into an infinite loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good 
> > jokes lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an 
> infinite 
> > loop, and the bartender says "Heard any good jokes 
> lately?", and so the man says "So, a man goes into an 
> infinite loop, and the....
> 
> A Serif-Font walks into a bar
> 
> and the barman says ...
> 
> We don't want your type in here
> 
> 
> 
> --
> zzapper
> http://www.successtheory.com/tips/vimtips.html

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHHAAAA!!!!!!

Oh man, those are going in the act!

-- 
Gary R. Van Sickle
 

RE: man goes into an infinite loop

[Dave Korn]

Gary R. Van Sickle wrote on 30 October 2008 05:05:

>> A Serif-Font walks into a bar
>> 
>> and the barman says ...
>> 
>> We don't want your type in here
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> --
>> zzapper
>> http://www.successtheory.com/tips/vimtips.html
> 
> BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHHAAAA!!!!!!
> 
> Oh man, those are going in the act!

  Maybe for maximum effect it should be "Comic Sans" rather than "A
Serif-Font"?  After all, everybody hates Comic Sans!


    cheers,
      DaveK
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RE: man goes into an infinite loop

[Gary R. Van Sickle]

> From: Dave Korn
> 
> Gary R. Van Sickle wrote on 30 October 2008 05:05:
> 
> >> A Serif-Font walks into a bar
> >> 
> >> and the barman says ...
> >> 
> >> We don't want your type in here
> >> 
> >> 
> >> 
> >> --
> >> zzapper
> >> http://www.successtheory.com/tips/vimtips.html
> > 
> > 
> BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHH
> AAAA!!!!!!
> > 
> > Oh man, those are going in the act!
> 
>   Maybe for maximum effect it should be "Comic Sans" rather 
> than "A Serif-Font"?  After all, everybody hates Comic Sans!
> 
> 

Yeah, I was resisting the urge to make improvements, but let's see...
Hmmm...  Ok:

A Type 1 font, a Speedo font, and a TrueType font walk into an X11R5 bar.
The barkeep says to the TrueType font, "Hey!  We don't serve your kind
here!"

I'm going to go out on a limb here and declare that that, ladies and
gentlemen, is PURE COMEDY GOLD!  Plus it earns me +10 Nerd Points(tm)!

-- 
Gary R. Van Sickle
 

RE: man goes into an infinite loop

[zzapper]

Gary R. Van Sickle wrote in news:1B881C9F068841559B5A70DB4706BA96@DFW5RB41:

>> From: Dave Korn
>> 
>> Gary R. Van Sickle wrote on 30 October 2008 05:05:
>> 
>> >> A Serif-Font walks into a bar
>> >> 
>> >> and the barman says ...
>> >> 

> Yeah, I was resisting the urge to make improvements, but let's see...
> Hmmm...  Ok:
> 
> A Type 1 font, a Speedo font, and a TrueType font walk into an X11R5 bar.
> The barkeep says to the TrueType font, "Hey!  We don't serve your kind
> here!"
> 

> 
This and previous threads was the seed to me becoming a joke-teller and 
becoming funny. I now get invited to parties and no longer spend Saturday 
nights writing recursive awk scripts... oh and I created

http://www.squidoo.com/a-man-walks-into-a-bar

Go on, you too can find a way out of this newsgroup <G>

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zzapper
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